FriendZoned

I thought of this script at night, when I was just laying down on my bed.

Nadrian (Walks up to girl, shaking and fearful): Go out with me!

Girl: Sure.

Nadrian: Really?

Girl: No.

Nadrian: Aww. I kid, I kid.

Girl: Thought so~. We’ll just stay as friends, I’d like that. (Walks away)

Carlos (Appears): *Hunger Games Whistle*

Nikolas: Salute to another fallen into the depths of the friend zone! *Salute*

Carlos: *Salute*

Nadrian: What?

Nikolas: *Pats on back, having his arm over his eyes, acting as if he’s tearing up* I feel for you bro… You’ve been friend zoned.

Carlos: (Suspenseful) Dun Dun Dun!!!

Nadrian: What’s this… *Sound it out, as if you don’t know what it is* Frie-nd Zo-ne?

Nikolas: It’s like a cage.

Carlos: More like wall.

Nikolas: That’s like 30 meters high.

Carlos: And made out of titanium!

Nikolas: Reinforced with freakin’ gold!

Carlos: And this thi~n layer of diamond.

Nadrian: I could do it! I could break out!

Nikolas: *Slaps Nadrian across the face* Listen up soldier!

Carlos: Look. YOu won’t even be able to break out with a… I don’t know… A level 20 efficiency diamond pickaxe.

Nadrian: *Gasp* IMPOSSIBLE!

Nikolas: And even if you do make it out, it’s like a minefield outside of these walls.

Carlos: Where there are titans outside!

Nikolas: And you have no means of fighting back, you don’t even have a 3DMG…

Nadrian: IT’S A SUICIDE MISSION!

Carlos: Kyle once went out there.

Nikolas: Poor Kyle…

Nadrian: What happened?

Carlos and Nikolas look at eachother, pauses.

Nikolas and Carlos: *Hunger Games Whistle*

Nadrian: I don’t care! I’m going out there! Wish me luck! *Runs outside, doing a warcry*

Nikolas: How long do you think he’ll last?

Carlos: 10 seconds max.

Nikolas: I tried before… Not even 5 seconds…

Nadrian enters the stage, smiling. Takes a few steps, then falls on his back with his arms crossed.

Nikolas: We should just toss him with the others?

Carlos: That pile’s getting really big...